
Me: That's a nice bow you've got on your head.
T: That's 'cause I'm your present.
Me: Awesome. I've always wanted one.
T: You don't even know what I am.
Me: Okay, what are you?
T: I'm a hug machine.
Me: A hug machine?
T: Yeah. See how I work? (Demonstrates)
Me: I was right. I did always want one. Let's see that again.
On this date: In 1843, A Christmas Carol is published.
1 comment:
aww, I think I want one too. I'll have to get my daughter to do the domonstrations.
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